Things you'll never hear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl

driving into Newgrounds...

A pissed off frycook goes on a 90's point-and-click adventure to mess with his boss

it's love! ❤️❤️❤️

What would you hope for in a casino on a desert island ?

Peter loves E.

Boxbot needs to deliver a package with unknown contents. Will temptation overcome him?

A half-true story about half-truths.

You are Jesus Christ. Now go bless those unbelievers with holy water!